An Unprofitable Theft '11

Now and then

From my job

Tiny moments

I tend to rob

To write some verse

That fills my purse

With not one  penny

And not one bob

The Unfortunate Workplace '11

Without hesitation

Or a stutter

The choicest slanguage

We can utter

About the place

That gives most bread

And some-butter!!

The Office Romance '00

We could make scandal

And not know how to handle

So with the mop by the handle

I sweep beneath my sandal

Make it look accidental

The dripping from thy candle ;-)

Monday's Burden

I fight sleep

Warm, inviting

And so deep

Pry open

Eyelids heavy

The burden of life

On my shoulders

I Levy

It seems a curse

That to fill my purse

Alas Sleep Sweet

I cannot meet

And cannot afford

To seem to shirk

This unsavory, unsavory

Work

The Trainee '08

So mild

So slight

So quiet

In her plight

If only

I could tell her

To hang on so

Through the high

And the  low

Coz it’s a matter of time

Before her own nails sprout

And grow!

The New Colleague'11

He is Loud,

Over familiar

And brash

So for fun

I pretend to run

From him

In another direction

But though

Him openly

I do criticize

Surprise, surprise!

He’s the only one

Who’s really nice.